This is an absolutely perfect thread. Perfect, and I'll explain why:
First of all, it's funny as hell... and nobody can logically deny that. A parody is a parody; this one wasn't harmful or angry at all. In fact, compared to some of miggy's "load-blowing on bitches" posts and nonsensical backtracking after continually defending the use of the n-word, I've found this to be relatively PG. Pest captured the essence of Bob's thread perfectly; making them seem like mere cookie-cutter copies of one another. Gee... I wonder how anyone could have thought of that?
Secondly, it clearly exposes SoCoolBob as the moderator's pet. TMC gets off lightly, purely because he never has any beef with anyone (even though, seriously, it's very odd that this is the first parody that he finds in poor taste, especially considering the jovial nature of it). The true irony of the whole situation comes from the biased eyes of migya:
I can take your completely dead wrong recount of who started the fight between me and Bob.
I can shrug off your little cheap shots in Pest's new redistro thread ("bad picks include... all of 32's guys! LMAO!!!"
Hell, I'll even forget the fact that you totally bad-mouthed me after I left the forum for a couple weeks (and, none the less, had the balls to say nice things about you in an attempt to bury the hatchet). This, of course, after you smiled through your teeth at me in your first response to my goodbye thread (lotta guts you have, mod miggy).
But I just can't even comprehend this:
migya wrote:mostly by #32 and a bit by Pest
You are so blindly biased against me migya, its unbelieveable. In the past week, I've posted nothing offensive towards Bob whatsoever. Nothing. I've shrugged off his crap, let him continually slam me when I never hit back (being the Bible-beating Christian he is, I'd expect nothing less. You know what Christ always said: "hit 'em while they're down!"
), and I've been absolutely cordial when you join in the mele to throw stones at me as well. But I'll be damned if I let this
completely false statement pass without mentioning it.
You are as crooked as they come, migya. No matter when or where, you will always take sides against me because "I'm #32 and, therefore, I must have started it!!!". You've never given me a chance. Ever. Not that I ever asked for, or wanted, one, but the fact that you're a moderator should at least PATRIALLY imply that you don't carry an inherant bias. But that is, sadly, not the case. Not only do you have a complete grudge against me; you have one against OG broe, too. And it sickens me to think that you have the right to alter posts and ban people.
I'm even partially convinced that you'll delete this post and ban me before anybody else reads it because that would fall directly into your moral level.
Leave me the hell alone, migya. Unlike Bob, I don't follow you around and try to provoke a reaction out of you; I dont have that much damn time on my hands.
Every single word that Pest has said in this post is spot-on about you. You've completely turned this situation into something that's entire fantasy in your own mind. And even though Pest has only called you out on it pertaining to THIS issue, I'm not afraid to acknowledge that you've done this countless times.
You are a complete fraud as a moderator.