IN honor of the heat losing, i thought i would share some of the funniest one-liners i've heard this past week: Enjoy!
* i met lebron today and i asked him if he could give me a dollar. i was a little confused when he gave me 75 cents, but then i remembered he never gives you the fourth quarter.
*Lebron is going to open up a chain of Pizza shops in Miami. Unfortunately, they are all carry out only, because Lebron can't deliver.
* How come Lebron James did not go to college? He knew he would not show up for finals.
* Tomorrow is National Lebron James Day - everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
* LeBron James tried out for the role of the Green Lantern. He got rejected for his lack of experience with a ring.
* Hear about the new ' Lebron ring tone ' for your phone? It only vibrates, because it has NO RING!
* Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods
* LeBron James is just like a 7/11 Store; He never closes.
Talk about anything general in the NBA here.