LeBron one-liners

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» Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:48 am
IN honor of the heat losing, i thought i would share some of the funniest one-liners i've heard this past week: Enjoy! :mrgreen:

* i met lebron today and i asked him if he could give me a dollar. i was a little confused when he gave me 75 cents, but then i remembered he never gives you the fourth quarter.

*Lebron is going to open up a chain of Pizza shops in Miami. Unfortunately, they are all carry out only, because Lebron can't deliver.

* How come Lebron James did not go to college? He knew he would not show up for finals.

* Tomorrow is National Lebron James Day - everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

* LeBron James tried out for the role of the Green Lantern. He got rejected for his lack of experience with a ring.

* Hear about the new ' Lebron ring tone ' for your phone? It only vibrates, because it has NO RING!

* Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods

* LeBron James is just like a 7/11 Store; He never closes.

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