Money Morrow wrote:Wait... you were gone?

Thank you Mr Greene............even with your sarcasm (detectable by me because obviously you are my one and only, true, great friend here) I feel the love!
So, if anyone care.................Jen and me had our 2 weeks in the bungalow down south, with my mum coming over for 4 days at the start to stay with us.
And before you ask, it was great having my mum there actually...........she is always fun and a laugh, and she so badly needed a break from my c*nt of a father, even if she annoyed it would have been worth it just for her to get away and relax for a few days.
Other than that, Jen and me just relaxed, enjoyed the sun, Jen read 12 books!.............yes, 12!!! eat some nice food, drank some nice wine and sangria..............and chilled the hell out.
And I have to say..............we were bored as hell!!! LOL!!!
Weird, suppose its cuz of all the great and hectic things we did in America.............we just kind of felt abit lost and, well, bored............discussing often how much we missed America and all our people there (yes, thats you lot.

)
Right, so, back with TMC today just for today and tomorrow.............hes kindly offered to take us back as the only flight we could get out of here was 2 days after our accommodation there finished...............then back to good old Blighty and reality!
One more thing, I think I mentioned before that we are having to stay with Jen's parent again when we get back.............for 6 weeks until our friend leaves our place...............and they dont/wont have internet for awhile, so apart from today and tomorrow, this is the last you'll hear from us for awhile again.................not that any of you apart from
MY GREAT FRIEND PAT! give a sh*t huh.
Although, if you want to here from me.............perhaps check BBC news after about 2 weeks and you'll probably see this headline =
"Crazed, deprived, jobless, desperate, blood thirsty lunatic, brutally murders girl friends parents because they said he put the dishes back in the wrong cupboard"