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TO BEAT or NOT 2 BEAT

Poll ended at Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:10 am

A Thing on your Ring -I have a wife/girlfriend, can't you see my ring
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20%
EAT ROUGH MUFF -I am Captain Jack ( I said the Singlemans but you can still tell us your poll option CAPT )
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20%
Proud and Loud - I'm a Bachelor and have my own pad of pawn
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40%
Queek and Sneak - Mums in the other room watching reruns of Desperate Housewives
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20%
STICK YOUR YAY IN MY BAY- I am Queer and Proud
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Total votes : 5

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:28 pm
bigstrads wrote:Word of advice Pawn............reign it in a little.

I know you think its cool to be "quirky" and "funny"............but when its just obviously all for show, it does not work.

Just be yourself, through some of that stuff in there to show you are capable of having a laugh but show you also have a serious side, that is serious about meeting someone.

Women love someone that makes them laugh..........but they dont like a clown.

Also, saying that you wont "wag your tongue" is going to get you no-where! :wink:



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:41 am
Pawno, you are getting desparate, but take a long step back and see what you should act like, look like etc. Funny is very good, a loser is totally different. You want a mrs. or just to get laid? or both? Getting laid is easy, as long as you know what a chik wants, which is what you want and that's to be interested and feel like you are interesting.

Get in shape too, start exercising often. Looks mean alot to guys and also to chiks
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:45 am
migya wrote:Pawno, you are getting desparate, but take a long step back and see what you should act like, look like etc. Funny is very good, a loser is totally different. You want a mrs. or just to get laid? or both? Getting laid is easy, as long as you know what a chik wants, which is what you want and that's to be interested and feel like you are interesting.

Get in shape too, start exercising often. Looks mean alot to guys and also to chiks


Yeah im in way better shape then i have ever been dude.

Gym, dieting etc.. its all part of my life now.

im just not keen on trading in my personality to become some Stepford Wife (or in my case husband)

A Girls gotta accept me for all my perverted ways. :bday:
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:28 am
PAWNO wrote:
migya wrote:Pawno, you are getting desparate, but take a long step back and see what you should act like, look like etc. Funny is very good, a loser is totally different. You want a mrs. or just to get laid? or both? Getting laid is easy, as long as you know what a chik wants, which is what you want and that's to be interested and feel like you are interesting.

Get in shape too, start exercising often. Looks mean alot to guys and also to chiks


Yeah im in way better shape then i have ever been dude.

Gym, dieting etc.. its all part of my life now.

im just not keen on trading in my personality to become some Stepford Wife (or in my case husband)

A Girls gotta accept me for all my perverted ways. :bday:



Understand that a woman that accepts that is going to have her "ways" as well and you have to accept them as well
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:22 am
ease her in to those perverted ways Pawno... If you show too much at first, even if she's open to it, it'll turn her off. Just show a little, see if she thinks that is funny, then reveal more, etc... The "accept me for me" approach can be a bit overwhelming especially when it's you.. lol. You are interviewing her too. So you want to calm it down and check her out as well.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:14 am
Or... use a sex site instead of "just" a date site.





Just saying, of course. :wink:
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:02 pm
Wow JOEL just cockblocked me 10000 Miles away. Stupid facebook! I've got a date next week which i can only attribute to my personality and JOEL read my flirting comments and told her she was way out of my league<a comment which she just read>. I ain't hating joel. I just need a lucky roll of the dice if this stunner follows thru with anything more then a meetup let alone a kiss.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:11 am
PAWNO wrote:Wow JOEL just cockblocked me 10000 Miles away. Stupid facebook! I've got a date next week which i can only attribute to my personality and JOEL read my flirting comments and told her she was way out of my league<a comment which she just read>. I ain't hating joel. I just need a lucky roll of the dice if this stunner follows thru with anything more then a meetup let alone a kiss.


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PAWNO wrote:Wow JOEL just cockblocked me 10000 Miles away.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:16 am
TMC wrote:
PAWNO wrote:Wow JOEL just cockblocked me 10000 Miles away. Stupid facebook! I've got a date next week which i can only attribute to my personality and JOEL read my flirting comments and told her she was way out of my league<a comment which she just read>. I ain't hating joel. I just need a lucky roll of the dice if this stunner follows thru with anything more then a meetup let alone a kiss.


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:




btw, this is sig worthy:

PAWNO wrote:Wow JOEL just cockblocked me 10000 Miles away.


:mrgreen:


Hey your lucky i dont speak Spanish... otherwise id cockblock u 15000 Miles away :wink:
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:47 pm
PAWNO wrote:
TMC wrote:
PAWNO wrote:Wow JOEL just cockblocked me 10000 Miles away. Stupid facebook! I've got a date next week which i can only attribute to my personality and JOEL read my flirting comments and told her she was way out of my league<a comment which she just read>. I ain't hating joel. I just need a lucky roll of the dice if this stunner follows thru with anything more then a meetup let alone a kiss.


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:




btw, this is sig worthy:

PAWNO wrote:Wow JOEL just cockblocked me 10000 Miles away.


:mrgreen:


Hey your lucky i dont speak Spanish... otherwise id cockblock u 15000 Miles away :wink:


Impossible.

Bigs would never leave TMC for you. There's no way you can get in between their relationship. :mrgreen:
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:06 pm
FUNNY IF IT HAPPENED TO ANYBODY ELSE!!!

But my Mum ACCIDENTALLY picture phoned messaged me a picture of her naked that was intended for her Lover!!!

EEWWW

I may stay a virgin for the rest of my life because of these disturbing events!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:46 am
Oh, god...
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:14 am
this is the creepiest thread on the board.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:33 am
many things are better left un-posted....that one qualified...no brainer
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:27 am
Sooooo much wrong with this thread.
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