pretty much since the day Jackson first spoke out ~ a month ago, I've been coming up with ways to trade him on a daily basis (it passes the time). I got to 50 today, and I thought I'd post it for yall to see. there's a few that are far-fetched (I'm sure many of you think there's way more than a few) but I wanted to get to 50 before he was traded 'cause I'm weird like that.

enjoy. or hate. whatever.

Boston
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yhc8sy5

Charlotte
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=ykflfj5 + a draft pick to CHA

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yfhnuvb + a draft pick sent to CHA

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yjgfgjz + a second round pick to GSW

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yfyyvg7

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yjw8pc7

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yg4lry2

bulls

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=lt8m83

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=ygw5wlt + a 1st for CHI (cause of jackson's hideous contract length)

det

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=y9omg5j + 1st pick

heat
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=kqgay2

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=ydsuecu

Indiana
Cringe... it's possible...
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yk5n7b5

Nets
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yc6qgob

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=ybtyqo4

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=y86n3g7

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yz5oc84

76ers
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yzxu4pq

Wizards
*http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=yckfxtj + a second round pick for us

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=ybtgfss

Dallas
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yz74jr4

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=ylqfyv9

Denver
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yl3cupk

Houston
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=mcccmr + and a first from us

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yhwkc5p

Clippers

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yj9osnw

LA Lakers
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=y9uxeph

Memphis
This would be simply AMAZING... they did let pau go cause they didn't want to pay big bucks.
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=ygjug5h + first round pick for memphis + a blow job from every warrior girl

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=ygjug5h + a blow job from Jaric's wife

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yl56l3f

Minnesota (first 4 - we should at least get a 2nd rounder back)

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=msen5r

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=kspyk9

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yzvos4u

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yghz9vc

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yk6w9dn

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=ygk5xdh

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=lfcf2a

NOR (desperate to appease CP3, they might pull the trigger on one of these)

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yzauqb8

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yzkvyzf and a first round pick to NO (Wright and Posey would be great for this team!)

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=kjb3c6 + a first round pick for us

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yhwhcqv

Thunder
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yg973dn

Blazers
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yju5j9l + a first round draft pick for POR

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yldvmfy

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=mlsp83

Sacramento
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=msdskq

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yjfz7mm

Utah

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=lyurhv + a second rounder for us

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... eId=m3yqvo + a first round pick for UTH

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachi ... Id=yh6ympw + a future second rounder in 2012

hahaha ahhh man. Didn't read any of em but much respect to the commitment shown FO


Impressive!

Love the poll, bro.

First off is on here so much I'm surprised he didn't want to take part in any of the fantasy leagues

Surely, if one of us (and First Off aswell! ) can put all this together.............then the f*ck-tards in our FO can make 50 phone calls of the same ilk..........no?

One of those deals is bound to be available...............F*CKING TAKE ANYTHING!!!!

Ps: Much kudos to you my man............commitment at this level, to the cause of ridding ourselves of this bag of sh*t, gets you quite a high amount of "Big's Boy" points.

These points may be exhanged for alcoholic beverages of your choice from the 31st of November onwards.

bigstrads wrote:Surely, if one of us (and First Off aswell! ) can put all this together.............then the f*ck-tards in our FO can make 50 phone calls of the same ilk..........no?

One of those deals is bound to be available...............F*CKING TAKE ANYTHING!!!!

Ps: Much kudos to you my man............commitment at this level, to the cause of ridding ourselves of this bag of sh*t, gets you quite a high amount of "Big's Boy" points.

These points may be exhanged for alcoholic beverages of your choice from the 31st of November onwards.

Yall like to play call of duty 4, or "draft" players on your fantasy teams... I kill time by trying to think of ways to trade the players I hate away from the team I love!