OK!
EVERYBODY
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
IF YOUR NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT
THAT AS A SINGLE MAN... YOU CHOSE MASTERB888TION
ON VALENTINES DAY !!!!
HANDS UP THREAD
Moderators: Mr. Crackerz, JREED, Guybrush, 32
TMC wrote:
"Chose" is not the right word, Pawno.
You try and type with one hand on the keyboard
Oh that's right you got one hand on your mouse and the other on your boyf joystick.. BIGS
Seriously TMC we all know James has a girlfriend, so why do you keep attempting to sabotague the relationship in your quest for a BROmance.
I think it's time you go back to the drawing board spanyard and get your5 Valentines Charm back on the Canary Islands... Ain't the Spanish language the 2nd most sexy accent as chosen by Variety PRESS (French be the first)
Anyways your lucky your not Australian cause our Accent ain't sexy... its like a Disc Jockey stopping his record mixed with someoe flushing a outhouse. (whoops Outhouses dont flush... PLOOOP!!
PaWnOgRaFfItI wrote:Anyways your lucky your not Australian cause our Accent ain't sexy... its like a Disc Jockey stopping his record mixed with someoe flushing a outhouse. (whoops Outhouses dont flush... PLOOOP!!
Kinda sounds like MY spanish accent...
PaWnOgRaFfItI wrote::D
OK!
EVERYBODY
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
IF YOUR NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT
THAT AS A SINGLE MAN... YOU CHOSE MASTERB888TION
ON VALENTINES DAY !!!!
pawno take the money you saved on stuffed animals , candy shaped hearts and roses and RENT something man.....
come on your gonna lose your eyesight
My poll option is that I had the flu and was delirious with fever and throwing up all night. Good thing I got my Valentine's Day fun on Thursday.
JOEL wrote:
pawno take the money you saved on stuffed animals , candy shaped hearts and roses and RENT something man.....
come on your gonna lose your eyesight
Stuffed animals... it's actually INFLATABLE ANIMALS and im the one doing the stuffing.
PaWnOgRaFfItI wrote:JOEL wrote:
pawno take the money you saved on stuffed animals , candy shaped hearts and roses and RENT something man.....
come on your gonna lose your eyesight
Stuffed animals... it's actually INFLATABLE ANIMALS and im the one doing the stuffing.
Dude I am heading to Yosemite first weekend of March.
I will be taking your Green blow up lizard on a one way trip.
I will donate it to the Ansle Adams Gallery.
Dude you strooked your green lizard and I will take it back to where you had sex in the snow with frosty...
OK GUYS.. DIDNT WANT TO START A COMPLETELY NEW THREAD ABOUT MY JOINING ONLINE DATING COMMUNITY SO I THOUGHT ID USE THIS VERY SIMILAR IN PARALELLS THREAD I STARTED
CHECK OUT THE ABOUT ME SECTION I WROTE TO WOO MY GIRLS... (pending approval) HOPE THEY SAY YES!!!
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I live my life like your average household pet.but lucky for me i have hands and not paws. Nothing beats a weekend of laying on the couch trying to beat the heat and pigging out on scooby snacks. If you be my girlfriend... i'll let you rub my belly and i will chase my own tail. But don't expect me to be on a short leash... I'm a dog looking to get out and about and run through open paddocks of daisy flowers. I also enjoy peeing on telegraph poles but it has nothing to do with me claiming my territory
When i do something wrong, i'll shoot you the puppy eyes & i promise not to eat your designer shoes (as much as i want too)
Also i appreciate a good looking lassie when i see one... If i am to become yours i promise not to wag my tongue and only my tail... (NO PANTING, UNLESS ITS HOT)
So come on GIRL.. Throw me a bone. It's time we meet at the park and perhaps sniff each others bum.(JOKES).
CHECK OUT THE ABOUT ME SECTION I WROTE TO WOO MY GIRLS... (pending approval) HOPE THEY SAY YES!!!
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I live my life like your average household pet.but lucky for me i have hands and not paws. Nothing beats a weekend of laying on the couch trying to beat the heat and pigging out on scooby snacks. If you be my girlfriend... i'll let you rub my belly and i will chase my own tail. But don't expect me to be on a short leash... I'm a dog looking to get out and about and run through open paddocks of daisy flowers. I also enjoy peeing on telegraph poles but it has nothing to do with me claiming my territory
When i do something wrong, i'll shoot you the puppy eyes & i promise not to eat your designer shoes (as much as i want too)
Also i appreciate a good looking lassie when i see one... If i am to become yours i promise not to wag my tongue and only my tail... (NO PANTING, UNLESS ITS HOT)
So come on GIRL.. Throw me a bone. It's time we meet at the park and perhaps sniff each others bum.(JOKES).
Word of advice Pawn............reign it in a little.
I know you think its cool to be "quirky" and "funny"............but when its just obviously all for show, it does not work.
Just be yourself, through some of that stuff in there to show you are capable of having a laugh but show you also have a serious side, that is serious about meeting someone.
Women love someone that makes them laugh..........but they dont like a clown.
Also, saying that you wont "wag your tongue" is going to get you no-where!
I know you think its cool to be "quirky" and "funny"............but when its just obviously all for show, it does not work.
Just be yourself, through some of that stuff in there to show you are capable of having a laugh but show you also have a serious side, that is serious about meeting someone.
Women love someone that makes them laugh..........but they dont like a clown.
Also, saying that you wont "wag your tongue" is going to get you no-where!
bigstrads wrote:Word of advice Pawn............reign it in a little.
I know you think its cool to be "quirky" and "funny"............but when its just obviously all for show, it does not work.
Just be yourself, through some of that stuff in there to show you are capable of having a laugh but show you also have a serious side, that is serious about meeting someone.
Women love someone that makes them laugh..........but they dont like a clown.
Also, saying that you wont "wag your tongue" is going to get you no-where!
Ok, Thanks for the advice BIGS.
I will take your advice on board (considering every profile is subject to approval from there moderators- & the online dating site isn't interested in there next Australia's Most Wanted Candidate <criminal element not dating element>
I will keep you all posted on how i Go.
(& probably will need even more advice BIGS in regards to smoking Cigarettes - Isnt that what people do after they F*ck (spark up in bed)
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Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
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Very good looking - Dumb as a board
Honest - Pathological Liar
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WOMEN'S ADS:
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Average - Fat
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
MEN'S ADS:
40-ish - 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic - Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose & back
Educated - Will patronize the hell out of you
Free Spirit - Will take your sister
Friendship first - As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking - Arrogant
Very good looking - Dumb as a board
Honest - Pathological Liar
Huggable - Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle - Insecure mama's boy
Mature - Older than your father
Open-minded - Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit - Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Sensitive - Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive - Gay
Spiritual - Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable - Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
PAWNO wrote:bigstrads wrote:Word of advice Pawn............reign it in a little.
I know you think its cool to be "quirky" and "funny"............but when its just obviously all for show, it does not work.
Just be yourself, through some of that stuff in there to show you are capable of having a laugh but show you also have a serious side, that is serious about meeting someone.
Women love someone that makes them laugh..........but they dont like a clown.
Also, saying that you wont "wag your tongue" is going to get you no-where!
Ok, Thanks for the advice BIGS.
I will take your advice on board (considering every profile is subject to approval from there moderators- & the online dating site isn't interested in there next Australia's Most Wanted Candidate <criminal element not dating element>
I will keep you all posted on how i Go.
(& probably will need even more advice BIGS in regards to smoking Cigarettes - Isnt that what people do after they F*ck (spark up in bed)
nah man, a good fart, and then roll over and fall asleep!