What do you think of the following:

1. Cohan for Al Davis

Downside: Al wouldn't name a coach for months.

Upside: That coach wouldn't be Nelson.

Downside: That coach would be an unknown from a rural high school.

Upside: That coach wouldn't be Nelson.

Downside: Al would call the plays from his private box. The Ws would rarely get a shot off before the 24-second clock expired.

Upside: Lots of long passes leading to occasional scores.

Upside: Al would do all the trades, drafts and finances. Rowell would have no input.

Downside: Al would do all the trades, drafts and finances.

Upside: Ws could blame every loss on NBA vendetta against them.

2. Cohan for the Yorks.

Downside: The team would play in broken down gym with declining fan base.

Upside: Nelson would be replaced by Singletarry.

Upside: Opposing teams would only score 36 points per game.

Downside: Ws offense would only score 18 points a game.

Upside: Losses could be blamed on God's will.

Upside: Randolf would be terrified when Sing gives him the Look and finally do what he is told.

Downside: Sing would play Jackson and Turief 48 minutes a game.

Downside: Sing would injure players while demonstrating how to block out.

Upside: Sing would injure players while demonstrating how to block out.

Just some ideas on a rainy day...

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