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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:59 pm
after reading the recent "off-topic thread" post I thought it might be cool to start, The crazy bitch stories and advice thread.

Some women are just straight up crazy. others are just kinda nuts. some are saving their crazy this is the place to express your frustration or give advice on the opposite sex. If your single and lonely, maybe this.

First off,
NO SEX STUFF!! It's against the rules! keep that freaky deeky stuff to yourselves, no one wants to hear that shiit. non-bedroom advice only!
As eric cartman would say, "You guys, I'm Seriously"!

second,
I thought of a number system for this thread:

start with a:
1. if it's a story, (If you want give a 0-10 rating on how crazy of a story this is)
2. if it's advice
3. if it's an opinion or just random frustrated babble.
4. if you have a question


Of, course you can use multiple numbers per post. it's just easier this way. if your just looking for advice you can zoom past the 5 page break up story and get straight to the stuff you wanna hear.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:49 pm
1. My gf of 2.5 months and I were at a concert in SF. I didn't want to go initially, but she convinced me, and once I got there it wasn't half bad. we run into a couple of her friends at the concert and chit chat and shiit.

so like half and hour later, she springs it on me that we were all supposed to have dinner together that night. I tell her, "I have to study tonight, sorry... we've spent the whole weekend hanging out I have to work tonight". then she throws a huge tantrum. I mean huge.

we're in a crowd and she just leaves all of a sudden. It was like happy to severely depressed in less than a minute. I tell her to just chill out and enjoy the time we have left at the concert, "you dragged me to this and I'm making the best of it, now I'm finally having a good time and you wanna suck all the fun out of the amphitheater". "what's wrong with you?"

she doesn't answer and just walks home. I mean all the way home. From Stern Groove she walks to the muni rail, takes it to the cal trans, takes the cal trans all the way back to palo alto, refuses to let me drive her back from the train station to her house (~1/2hr walk) pouting. in total about 3hrs of pouting.

Don't worry, I kept it real. I demanded respect and basically forced an honest apology from her or I was gone. we're still together. she knows if she ever pulls something like that again I'm gone.

2a. My advice would be to lay down the rules of the road as soon as possible. ASAP means, don't let something like this happen and then complain about it two weeks later. tell her how it makes you feel and give her boundaries on what's cool and what's not. try to bring everything back to respect and equality. some women really crave structure. hot chicks are not used to following rules, so if your firm, it'll seperate you from the rest of the push over shmucks that want in her how-do-ya-do.

2b. Don't put up with pouting guys. I'm a pretty sympathetic "sensitive" guy, but I don't put up with people that don't answer me when I ask them a question, it's just disrespectful.

2c. There are lots of women out there guys. don't be afraid to be yourself. If "she" doesn't like you for who you are, find someone who does.

4a. how many days a week do you hang out with your girl?
4b. how many days a week or times a day do you call your girl?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:57 am
a happy poem about love

she said she had enough
of sex
and orgasms
but i hadn't
so
instead
i got to drinking whiskey
and playing poker

women will drive you nuts

any way

there's no sane way out if you got into with any of them

or you **** untill you are sucked dry
or you drink not to ****

or both

madness

and they call it love

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:17 am
What?. With no sex talk involved, I won't be of any help in this thread... I'm as clueless as anybody else when it comes to understanding women. :mrgreen:


Still, it's a cool idea to have this kind of thread.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:38 pm
TMC wrote:What?. With no sex talk involved, I won't be of any help in this thread... I'm as clueless as anybody else when it comes to understanding women. Mr. Green


Still, it's a cool idea to have this kind of thread.


wait is sex cool with you moderators? honestly, I'm indifferent to posting about it, but I started another thread one time - "sex posting" - which wasn't even about sex advice, everyone lost their cool, and the thread got deleted.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:56 pm
I wish I could make a "Crazy Asshole" thread about guys, but I'd have to post in it by myself which would be lame.

Yeah and TMC is right, with no sex talk, what's the point?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:04 pm
first off wrote:
TMC wrote:What?. With no sex talk involved, I won't be of any help in this thread... I'm as clueless as anybody else when it comes to understanding women. Mr. Green


Still, it's a cool idea to have this kind of thread.


wait is sex cool with you moderators? honestly, I'm indifferent to posting about it, but I started another thread one time - "sex posting" - which wasn't even about sex advice, everyone lost their cool, and the thread got deleted.


I think i remember that one. It was something about postin if you got some or something. Honestly , thats a little lame, but for advice purposes or something more meaningful it seems ok.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:21 pm
Captain_Jack wrote:I wish I could make a "Crazy Asshole" thread about guys, but I'd have to post in it by myself which would be lame.


Hey, who says you can't post about it in this one?. I mean, seriously. Who cares about the thread title?



As for the sex talk... well, what's totally forbidden is porn but that's a totally different story. With that said, it's true that there are certain limits, but as long as it's not offensive to anybody and people deal with it on a mature way, I've got no problem with it.

Although hobbes and the other mods may think otherwise, of course...



btw, I don't remember that other thread, first off. Must have been deleted while I was away from the board.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:37 pm
TMC wrote:
Captain_Jack wrote:I wish I could make a "Crazy Asshole" thread about guys, but I'd have to post in it by myself which would be lame.


Hey, who says you can't post about it in this one?. I mean, seriously. Who cares about the thread title?



As for the sex talk... well, what's totally forbidden is porn but that's a totally different story. With that said, it's true that there are certain limits, but as long as it's not offensive to anybody and people deal with it on a mature way, I've got no problem with it.

Although hobbes and the other mods may think otherwise, of course...



btw, I don't remember that other thread, first off. Must have been deleted while I was away from the board.


haha,
they deleted it knowing where you would take it if it was still on the board once you returned :mrgreen:
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:41 pm
JOEL wrote:haha,
they deleted it knowing where you would take it if it was still on the board once you returned :mrgreen:


F*ckers... where's the fun on being politically correct AT ALL TIMES??? :mrgreen:

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TMC wrote:
JOEL wrote:haha,
they deleted it knowing where you would take it if it was still on the board once you returned :mrgreen:


F*ckers... where's the fun on being politically correct AT ALL TIMES??? :mrgreen:


ya gotsta have balance , :mrgreen: coordination , a lil rythm and length never hurt anyone ( well there was that one time).
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:51 pm
Ok then, I'm going to share a story.

My freaking Ex WILL NOT give it up and move on. We have the same circle of friends so we do have to co-exist (although I am very busy and pretty anti-social so we really don't run into each other all that often). He continuously tells me that he loves me (which he doesn't since we only dated for 3 months -- half of which we spent fighting -- back in Dec-Mar of last year), and if he gets drunk enough he starts talking about getting married.

The reason I say he doesn't love me is that when we were dating, the reason we broke up was because I have trust issues and he didn't make enough time for me (actually he didn't make ANY time for me). But that is really irrelevant because him and I were not that compatible and it never would have worked anyway.

Anyway, every time I shoot him down (and I'm pretty straight forward, I don't hint at things) he throws these big dramatic tantrums and tells me that I "don't understand what it's like to love someone and not have them return the sentiment".

To give you some history about me, I was in a 4 year relationship with a guy who pretty much just used me and never really cared about me all that much even though I was totally in love with him...so yes I do understand what it's like. And yes I do have some trust issues due to that, which I was completely up front about. I actually made him wait to ask me out for like a month because of those issues. Even with that in mind, I am totally taking the blame for the relationship not working...there's no argument there. But I can't understand why, after 6 months of me telling him there's no chance we'll get back together, he can't just let go and move on. I even offered to take him out and find him a chick in a bar or something (that didn't go over too well :mrgreen: ). So since you're all guys...what do I have to do to get rid of him?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:23 pm
Captain_Jack wrote:what do I have to do to get rid of him?


Pay a couple of guys to break his legs??? :mrgreen:

Nah, really, it's just a matter of time. From what you say, everything's clear between you and him, so it's just a matter of... I don't know. Avoiding him or something...


You know, I've got a rule for situations like this one. NEVER see an ex, talk with her or even about her for a few months. That usually solves it all.

Of course, if you're forced to see him, it makes it a lot more difficult, but it's still a matter of time, til he realizes nothing will happen and he's just wasting his time.



Oh, and if he's able to get laid, all the better. That may be all he needs. Pay a hooker for him and see what happens. :mrgreen: (This is a joke, obviously, but we're so freaking retarded that I wouldn't be surprised if it works).
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:25 pm
TMC wrote:
Captain_Jack wrote:what do I have to do to get rid of him?


Pay a couple of guys to break his legs??? :mrgreen:

Nah, really, it's just a matter of time. From what you say, everything's clear between you and him, so it's just a matter of... I don't know. Avoiding him or something...


You know, I've got a rule for situations like this one. NEVER see an ex, talk with her or even about her for a few months. That usually solves it all.

Of course, if you're forced to see him, it makes it a lot more difficult, but it's still a matter of time, til he realizes nothing will happen and he's just wasting his time.



Oh, and if he's able to get laid, all the better. That may be all he needs. Pay a hooker for him and see what happens. :mrgreen: (This is a joke, obviously, but we're so freaking retarded that I wouldn't be surprised if it works).


That's why I wanted to find him a new girl, but he flipped out when I mentioned that...I guess I've never been all that stealthy :mrgreen:
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:28 pm
Captain_Jack wrote:That's why I wanted to find him a new girl, but he flipped out when I mentioned that...I guess I've never been all that stealthy :mrgreen:


Come on... how can anybody reject a chance like that???. What's wrong with him???
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