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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:52 pm
by 8th ave
warriorsstepup wrote:
Mr. Crackerz wrote:remember the cologne Jordan forced on us?

I got that as a gift twice... still have that **** after 11 years


Haha yea that was garbage, i had high hopes since it was Jordan, but mann that stuff was garbage.


lol... oh ****... i was too young to get that on my own, but that didnt stop my older brother from using it... i dont know what u guys are talking about... i dont remember it smellin whack...

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:05 pm
by Quazza
haha man, that stuff was wrong. Way over the top in trying to smell "manly"

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:37 pm
by Money
damn here I started this thread in hopes of getting some questions answered about repairing cars or home, and what not, and here you guys are talking about your man perfume... :mrgreen: :wink:

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:17 am
by 8th ave
Jackattack wrote:damn here I started this thread in hopes of getting some questions answered about repairing cars or home, and what not, and here you guys are talking about your man perfume... :mrgreen: :wink:


lol... sorry man.. it's not often that something comes up in off-topic that i know about... and although it might sound a lil feminine, to me it doesnt, i like cologne :dontknow:

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:55 am
by Money
8th ave wrote:
Jackattack wrote:damn here I started this thread in hopes of getting some questions answered about repairing cars or home, and what not, and here you guys are talking about your man perfume... :mrgreen: :wink:


lol... sorry man.. it's not often that something comes up in off-topic that i know about... and although it might sound a lil feminine, to me it doesnt, i like cologne :dontknow:


no worries... talk cologne all night.. I was just joking....
I thought the green guy and the wink communicated that... but all good....

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:16 am
by first off
Question (for nbc's "office" fans)

which is better bears, or battle star galactica?

side note facts:

Bears can climb faster than they can run.

It is your birthday.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:37 am
by first off
oh about colognes and shiit,

I bought this stupid crap called pherelure when I was in high school cause it was supposed to have pheromones in it (naive). I remember feeling like this shiit was a total gimmick, because pherelure's website had a giant picture of a half naked chick on the front of there website, yet they were claiming this crap is scientifically proven.

No it's not really a love potion, and any brand that claims to be one is fake. Your sweat has pheremones in it, and girls aren't exactly turned on by greasy MFers with pit stains up under their arm.

Here's the thing though, every girl I've ever been with really likes it. They always ask what I'm wearing, and they say they like it because it smells good but it's not too strong. I didn't pay more than $40 bucks for this dinky ass bottle. I think the price went down to 20. pretty good deal considering I've had it for like 6 years now and there's still a qtr bottle left. Girls can't smell it unless you are like 2feet away from them.

again I will repeat guys, this shiit is not a love potion - girls aren't going to spread their legs and command you do naughty things to them as you walk past. It just smells nice that's about it. would you bone an ugly fat chick just cause she smelled nice?

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:42 am
by migya
first off wrote:would you bone an ugly fat chick just cause she smelled nice?



No, but I wouldn't bone a hot looking chik if she stunk like one week old dead fish :wink:

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:00 am
by carlgo
Try an adjustable keyboard. They have really fancy ones that split apart, tilt and can be set up at different angles. That and the gel wrist rests work, but you have to vary the angles, etc. every couple of days or so.

Aspercream is basically aspirin in a cream base. It works ok on my knees damaged by too many trips up and down the court, and my aerial skills put a strain on them, and there was an operation after I faked myself out...

There are real and expensive pherenomes. A friend gave me a dab to experiment with. I went to a small bookstore and made it a point to walk by girls so there would be no range issue and then sat in a corner. I was totally anti-social, no eye contact or anything. Two girls came over to ask me questions, one about the time and the other for directions. Scientific proof? Not really, but still...

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:35 am
by E-Man
migya wrote:
first off wrote:would you bone an ugly fat chick just cause she smelled nice?



No, but I wouldn't bone a hot looking chik if she stunk like one week old dead fish :wink:


if you had to choose btwn the two, which would it be? :mrgreen:

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:03 pm
by 8th ave
migya wrote:
first off wrote:would you bone an ugly fat chick just cause she smelled nice?



No, but I wouldn't bone a hot looking chik if she stunk like one week old dead fish :wink:


fat girls need love too... lol

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:03 pm
by Quazza
8th ave wrote:
migya wrote:
first off wrote:would you bone an ugly fat chick just cause she smelled nice?



No, but I wouldn't bone a hot looking chik if she stunk like one week old dead fish :wink:


fat girls need love too... lol




that's why there's cake though

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:34 pm
by migya
E-Man wrote:
migya wrote:
first off wrote:would you bone an ugly fat chick just cause she smelled nice?



No, but I wouldn't bone a hot looking chik if she stunk like one week old dead fish :wink:


if you had to choose btwn the two, which would it be? :mrgreen:



:shock: :?

Could always use a gas mask



:mrgreen:

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:34 pm
by migya
Quazza wrote:
8th ave wrote:
migya wrote:
first off wrote:would you bone an ugly fat chick just cause she smelled nice?



No, but I wouldn't bone a hot looking chik if she stunk like one week old dead fish :wink:


fat girls need love too... lol




that's why there's cake though



And dildos

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:59 pm
by bigstrads
migya wrote:
Quazza wrote:
8th ave wrote:
migya wrote:
first off wrote:would you bone an ugly fat chick just cause she smelled nice?



No, but I wouldn't bone a hot looking chik if she stunk like one week old dead fish :wink:


fat girls need love too... lol




that's why there's cake though



And dildos


And Pawno. :wink: (not the DVD kind either :mrgreen:)