32 wrote:****! They're broke!![]()
Erin got a FAT gap between her teeth, Heather's bangs are killing it for me, Alexis seems kinda fine but I got a feeling that nose will look wider if she moves towards either side, Kelsey could ninja-slice my dick off with that pointy ass chin, and Brianna's that busted bitch with a nice rack that drunk dudes at bars take home and rail after failing at every other attempt to land a decent-looking chick. For real. I've seen it happen. The drunken mindset of "**** it, at least she's got huge tits". Ditto for Thera. She's that super rare breed of asian chick with a nice, full busty ass chest, so nerdo ass asian dudes are gonna worship the ground she walks on and act like she's fine as hell.
Casey, Isela, and Shania aren't enough to salvage this sorry ass squad. I mean, Jennifer, Missy, and Leah aren't offensive-looking in the least bit, but standing in this crowd only makes them look worse. In case you're wondering, I'll be the one in the upper deck next season howling my ass off at halftime when they're dancing to Lady Marmalade at center court. I mean, sweet Jesus!
My bad, mods. I know how offensive this post was and if you REALLY think its outta line, you can erase it if you want. But GODDAMN. Is that REALLY a cheerleading squad?@?
Sorry you don't think they're as hot as you think Chris Webber is. Maybe you can cut the face out of you CWeb poster over your bed copy it and put it over all of their faces. You would LOVE that.










