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The Pasta Mafia

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:12 am
by Josh Jamison
You guys gotta check these reviews out! The most hilarious and controversial reviews ever written!

"The straight forward, tell it to your face, layin' out the thunder opinions. Just ask The Pasta Mafia (www.pastamafia.com). No beating around the bush... no bull ****... no politics... We tell it how it is and how it should be told! We can ruin someone's day or we can praise it. Take the chance, suck it up, and read the controversy. Who, what, when, where, why with wonderful or horrid outcomes. You get what you deserve. You've never had to prepare this much just for an outting. Come dine with The Pasta Mafia."

WWW.PASTAMAFIA.COM

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:48 pm
by migya
Fukin hilarious! :D

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:59 pm
by migya
Just an example:


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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:12 pm
by migya
And another:

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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:59 pm
by Josh Jamison
Glad you like this migya! Keep visiting the site cuz there will be a lot more reviews posted in the next couple weeks.

Stay tuned for the "F-ck Roger Ebert" review!

Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:17 pm
by migya
Glad you posted about this site! I love a good laugh

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:32 pm
by chrismullin17gs
visit www.pastamafia.com right now!!

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:54 pm
by TMC
Don't know how, but seems like I missed this topic the first time it was posted.


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Image Mainly because those were also my thoughts watching it.

Cool site you have. Keep it going.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:24 pm
by 32
AWWWW, you torched "The Big Bang"???

I admit, not a lotta tracks rip on it, but the ones that do are tight. You can't tell me you didn't enjoy the opening track ("Get You Some")...? That's a banger if I ever heard one.

Also, "Legend of the Fall Offs" is tight just because it's so different than what you hear on the radio nowadays. Dre is a ****ing BOSS for doing a song with nothing but (a) a shovel going into dirt, (b) a heartbeat, and (c) crickets. That's sick.

I admit, "I Love My Bitch" is gay... but the rest of the album was alright. No flow that tore up anybody's crotch and no song with a SICK cameo, but a decent album nonetheless.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:30 pm
by Josh Jamison
It's been awhile, but new reviews will be posted next week! Stay tuned... there's enough reviews to go around. Just check the databases.

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:47 pm
by chrismullin17gs
THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE SO FAR...

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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:13 pm
by chrismullin17gs
check all of our reviews in the databases and add us on myspace

www.pastamafia.com
www.myspace.com/pastamafia

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:30 pm
by chrismullin17gs
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:47 pm
by migya
chrismullin17gs wrote:just so u know migya, josh jamison and i run this site...i am savage-c and josh jamison is jmacdoe

we update this site often, so keep up with us...there will be plenty more reviews...thanx




i have to commend you boys for a fukin great job! A great laugh and I live for good times and good laughs in a comic, joking sense; noone should get offended....... some of those movies do suck though don't they!


Guys, I really would like to add my own reviews to your site! It looks like my sort of scene! Please reply on this thread or message me telling me what you think

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:32 am
by TMC
chrismullin17gs wrote:THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE SO FAR...

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::lol:

The Zero JalapeƱos reviews are hilarious. You have to put them aside on a special section just for those.