 Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:15 am
Hi, Geoff?
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Yeah, it's Chris Mullin.
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Good to hear from you! How'd that party with the Maloofs go?
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Yeah, seriously. She just can't hold her booze. But, anyways, Geoff, how about those damn Lakers, huh?
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Seriously! I mean, its pretty much them and the Suns versus he rest of our division now and we need to come up with some sort of a way to keep them down!
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So, uh, Geoff, with that in mind... with the logic that we should do absolutely anything in our power to keep Los Angeles out of the title picture... um... well... I dunno if you've talked to Higgy lately, but I'm feeling pretty generous, what with Cinco de Mayo only a few months away now, and I think I'd be willing to part with some of my young pieces at a reasonable cheap price...
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Huh?
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No, Geoff, not Monta.
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Or Andris.
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No, Geoff, not Brandan, either!
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Well... I was actually thinking Patrick O'Bryant?
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Well, no, Geoff, hear me out first! I'd also throw in Kosta Perovic, and those two looked pretty damn good against the Bucks the other week, did they not?
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Yeah, thats what I thought. And, to make it REAL sweet for you, I'll also throw in Austin Crosshere AND Mickael Pietrus!
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What?? They're not useless!
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Okay, fine, Geoff, they're both useless. But, come on, you're getting two young 7-footers with them for TOTALLY cheap!
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Yeah, Geoff, come on. I wouldn't try and ask for anything too valuable when all I'm giving you is trash.
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Yeah, all we want is Justin Williams.
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And *cough* Artest *cough* *cough*...
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I said, and I want Justin Williams and *cough* *cough* *cough* Ron Artest *cough*!
Geoff?
Hello?
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