JayPat wrote:I wouldn't do that, POB is young and can be just as good as Mohammed once he tones down his fouls, and Mohammed's contract is big and long ( I'm so mature).

32 wrote:Hello, Higgy?

(muffled greeting)

... Yeah, It's Mully! How you been, bro?

(muffled phone response)

... Ah, I feel you. Well, don't trip man, next year you'll get Adam Morrison and Sean May back and things will be on the up and up. At least JRich is hitting more 3-pointers than ever, right?

(muffled phone response)

Huh?

(muffled phone clarification)

Oh, the rook'! Yeah, we're trying not to give him a ton of minutes. Nellie doesn't really like playing young bigs that need seasoning, so we'll probably save him for Keith Smart. Nobody will really remember the trade, when he makes it big, so don't worry. You'll still have a job.

(muffled phone response)

Yeah, I know, he threw it all over you guys! That was pretty bad ass, son. But Webber's on the way, so that will all come to an end soon.

(muffled phone response)

But, yeah, I been meaning to talk to you about something! Listen, I know Nazr Mohammad has been a productive player for you and all. I mean, 10 points, 7 boards, 1 block a night off the bench. That's pretty ideal and you have, virtually, no real reason to trade him, especially with Sean May's injury all of this year and your thinness up front, as is. You also just traded a legit 7-footer and a Fabio-wannabe for him, so its obvious you wanted him, but listen...

(muffled phone response)

... nah, just hear me out.

(muffled phone response)

What would you say... if I told you that you could get Patrick O'Bryant, Austin Crosshere, AND... wait for it, Rod... wait for it... Mickael Pietrus!!! ... All in exchange... For said productive player??

Is that not an awesome deal for you, Rod???












Rod?

Higgy?

bigstrads wrote:Ahh dbw145, on a mission to prove me wrong about you and make my comments about your trades seem un-justified..........I also feel honoured to have a trade made just for me!

AND.....................youve done it! that is the most realistic trade youve ever posted............and thats saying something!

mista240sx wrote:

32 wrote:Hello, Higgy?

(muffled greeting)

... Yeah, It's Mully! How you been, bro?

(muffled phone response)

... Ah, I feel you. Well, don't trip man, next year you'll get Adam Morrison and Sean May back and things will be on the up and up. At least JRich is hitting more 3-pointers than ever, right?

(muffled phone response)

Huh?

(muffled phone clarification)

Oh, the rook'! Yeah, we're trying not to give him a ton of minutes. Nellie doesn't really like playing young bigs that need seasoning, so we'll probably save him for Keith Smart. Nobody will really remember the trade, when he makes it big, so don't worry. You'll still have a job.

(muffled phone response)

Yeah, I know, he threw it all over you guys! That was pretty bad ass, son. But Webber's on the way, so that will all come to an end soon.

(muffled phone response)

But, yeah, I been meaning to talk to you about something! Listen, I know Nazr Mohammad has been a productive player for you and all. I mean, 10 points, 7 boards, 1 block a night off the bench. That's pretty ideal and you have, virtually, no real reason to trade him, especially with Sean May's injury all of this year and your thinness up front, as is. You also just traded a legit 7-footer and a Fabio-wannabe for him, so its obvious you wanted him, but listen...

(muffled phone response)

... nah, just hear me out.

(muffled phone response)

What would you say... if I told you that you could get Patrick O'Bryant, Austin Crosshere, AND... wait for it, Rod... wait for it... Mickael Pietrus!!! ... All in exchange... For said productive player??

Is that not an awesome deal for you, Rod???












Rod?

Higgy?

i was kidding bro that was a trade for bigstrads to make him and the rest of the board laugh=) i like the way you find time to write these long funny phone conversations you must have alot of time on your hands.

32 wrote:

mista240sx wrote:

32 wrote:Hello, Higgy?

(muffled greeting)

... Yeah, It's Mully! How you been, bro?

(muffled phone response)

... Ah, I feel you. Well, don't trip man, next year you'll get Adam Morrison and Sean May back and things will be on the up and up. At least JRich is hitting more 3-pointers than ever, right?

(muffled phone response)

Huh?

(muffled phone clarification)

Oh, the rook'! Yeah, we're trying not to give him a ton of minutes. Nellie doesn't really like playing young bigs that need seasoning, so we'll probably save him for Keith Smart. Nobody will really remember the trade, when he makes it big, so don't worry. You'll still have a job.

(muffled phone response)

Yeah, I know, he threw it all over you guys! That was pretty bad ass, son. But Webber's on the way, so that will all come to an end soon.

(muffled phone response)

But, yeah, I been meaning to talk to you about something! Listen, I know Nazr Mohammad has been a productive player for you and all. I mean, 10 points, 7 boards, 1 block a night off the bench. That's pretty ideal and you have, virtually, no real reason to trade him, especially with Sean May's injury all of this year and your thinness up front, as is. You also just traded a legit 7-footer and a Fabio-wannabe for him, so its obvious you wanted him, but listen...

(muffled phone response)

... nah, just hear me out.

(muffled phone response)

What would you say... if I told you that you could get Patrick O'Bryant, Austin Crosshere, AND... wait for it, Rod... wait for it... Mickael Pietrus!!! ... All in exchange... For said productive player??

Is that not an awesome deal for you, Rod???












Rod?

Higgy?

i was kidding bro that was a trade for bigstrads to make him and the rest of the board laugh=) i like the way you find time to write these long funny phone conversations you must have alot of time on your hands.

I figured we get a new BS trade idea every day here. Might as well try and understand how, exactly, they'd happen. I mean, seriously, some of these ideas are absolutely unbelievable. The Grizzlies drop Gasol in a salary dump and suddenly EVERYBODY has ammo for their lame trade ideas, because "after the Gasol trade, WHO KNOWS what's possible." Gimmie a break.

JayPat wrote:Yeah, but dude, there's gotta be a reason for the other team to make the trade. Pietrus has basically no value, POB isn't looking promising