"There are two times in my life that my life has flashed before my eyes," Battier said. "The first time was rookie year against the Lakers. I lived to tell about it, and it was a very similar experience today. I saw Yao rumbling, bumbling and stumbling at halfcourt, and I said, 'You know what? This is it. I've got to step up for the team.' And I did, and it was a very good lesson in physics." - Shane Battier after a game against China



Poor bastard!

Moral of the story - Get the big guys at half court and not when they're near the basket