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Troy Murphy walks into a bar

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:28 pm
by murphyslaw
and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:48 pm
by migya
And Murphy says "I'm a fukin dumbarse, ugly cunnt" :mrgreen:

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:42 am
by baytobrooklyn
nice

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:38 am
by TMC
I'd be happy if never comes out of that bar...

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:26 am
by migya
If it's the blueoyster bar, Murphdog might not want to leave :oops: :mrgreen:

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:35 am
by TMC
migya wrote:If it's the blueoyster bar, Murphdog might not want to leave :oops: :mrgreen:


:drinking:

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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:44 am
by migya
Those smileys sure a something

Re: Troy Murphy walks into a bar

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:04 pm
by Josh Jamison
murphyslaw wrote:and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"


then Murphy says, "I was just traded to the Bulls for Andres Nocioni."

Re: Troy Murphy walks into a bar

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:04 pm
by TMC
Josh Jamison wrote:and realizes that he was just traded to the Bulls for Andres Nocioni.


I'd be happy with just PJ Brown (I'm that easy to please).

Re: Troy Murphy walks into a bar

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:30 pm
by xbay
murphyslaw wrote:and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"


Because Dun left me for.... for.... Luke Walton! and even Kyle Korver!

Re: Troy Murphy walks into a bar

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:07 pm
by migya
xBayAreaWarriorx wrote:
murphyslaw wrote:and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"


Because Dun left me for.... for.... Luke Walton! and even Kyle Korver!



All lousy company :mrgreen:

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:56 am
by chrismullin17gs
troy is a BUM! he is a pile of garbage pales!

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:41 am
by migya
chrismullin17gs wrote:troy is a BUM! he is a pile of garbage pales!



Turd stacks even :mrgreen:

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:55 am
by xbay
Now how can you bash on Troy like that? That's just insane to do that.... You have to bash on Dun also. THEN roastin' on Troy is acceptable.

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:31 am
by SoCooLBob
Thanks To "The Tao Of Willie" {Nelson} for the following ...

A skeleton walks into the same bar and orders

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1) A Beer
... and ...
2) A Mop


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